You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Froglights!
|What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
How to charge them
|Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...