Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
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redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
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How to kill a blonde
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