Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Knock Knock Wannup
Knock Knock Who’s there? I wannup I wannup who? You do! I didn’t need...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...