Lesbian Frogs
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?MMmmmm, tastes like chicken!
Making Comparisons
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
ValueJet: When you just can’t wait for the world to come to you. ValueJet:...
IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS
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Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Never say it at work
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Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...