At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
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Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
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“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
There was just a dog fight
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