Don’t Do To Wife In Labor
Things Not To Do While You Are With Your Wife In Labor In The...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Top 10 rejection lines
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean…)10. I think...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge. 2. It takes five minutes...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...