Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Pencils
How can you tell a blonde is under stress?She’s got her tampax behind one...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...