Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...
A New Priest
A new priest is being given instructions on what to do when he takes...
Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea
Bill, Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are on Air Force One.Bill says to Hillary, “I...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Where do frogs keep their money?
|Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...