Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Science alert
Science alertScientists have just discovered something that cando the work of five men: a...
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Destroy an opponent
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Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...