Studied For Five Days
Q: Did you hear about the Polak who studied for 5 days?A: He was...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...