The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
A new Priest.
A new priest at his frist mass was so nervous he could heardly speak.After...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Family sex
TO MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...