Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don’t get blowjobs...
Three Dead Guys
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A priest is walking down the street one day when…
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...