A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?A: Snap-on tools!