Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Stuttering animal
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...