Eating some peanuts
|There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care...
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
A dog walks into a butcher shop…
A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...