How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...