Polish Dogs
Q: Why do Polish dogs have flat noses?A: From chasing parked cars.
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
The Flood
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
pillsbury dough boy
what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...