A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
Nature of Hell
A thermodynamics professor had written a take home exam for his graduate students. It...
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory…
I’m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it...
Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Polish Guy At the Beach
A Polish guy is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful...
Howard had felt guilty all day long…
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to...
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby? Ask your mom!
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.