How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of Baywatch…
The recent announcement that Mattel and the producers of “Baywatch”have joined forces to create...
Short Lawyer Jokes IV
It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...