Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Jelly
I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, “So how?s your breakfast...
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
Changing Schools.
A ten year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors...
Sign of drinking problem
Sign of drinking problem…You shout, “I’m not as think you drunk I am.”Sent by...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
No Balls?
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?Because they don’t have any...
Troubles getting into heaven
Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...