Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Yo Mama Genesis
Yo Mama is so fat and old, when God said “Let there be light”...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...