If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? – Because it was...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...