The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Satisfaction Guaranteed
A psychiatrist, who was just starting out, advertised his clinic as follows: “Satisfaction guaranteed...
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed…
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom...
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar…
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Times Bachelor Made His Bed
What is the average number of times in a bachelor’s life that his bed...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Condom Slogans
1. Cover your stump before you hump.2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.3....