Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
Helping a blond lose weight
|A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.”I want you...
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
Reasons to stay at work all night
|1. Act out your version of a company takeover.2. Find a way to change...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...