Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Visiting a rural farm
|Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff.
If a Blonde and a Brunette jump off a cliff at the same time,...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...