There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
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I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Chinese Couple
A Chinese couple had a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy,...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...