Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad…
A man goes into the doctor’s office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination...