What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...