Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Computer used too long
|You know you have been on the computer too long when…When you are counting...
Sister Ann, arent you putting on a little weight?
“Sister Ann, aren’t you putting on a little weight?” inquired Father Dan during his...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...