Two Quickies.
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How Army policy began
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A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Celtic Mortality
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Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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