What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Travel in a sailboat
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Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
What were Michael Jackson’s baby’s first words? Which one’s Mommy?
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...