Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
Ventriliquist
This guy is just starting off his career as a ventriliquist and he’s going...