Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Confusion about Y2K
|Dear Boss,I hope I haven’t misunderstood your instructions. Because to be honest, boss, none...
Just in case
“Mr. Chilton,” the analyst said, “I think this will be your last visit.”"Does that...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
An Hour Fast
A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful blonde....
Letter Written Slow
A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I’m writing...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...