No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
Ant and a grasshopper
|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...