What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Shakespearian Computer Story
Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN
THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS….THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN “Members of Congress…People...