Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Paddy long legs!
|What do you call a big irish spider?Paddy long legs!
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist…
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. “I’m on the road a lot, and...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A man in a state of excessive inebriation…
A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle...
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...