Hick computer terms
|Log On: Makin’ the wood stove hotter.Log Off: Don’t add no wood.Monitor: Keepin’ an...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy…
At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...