New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
The mistress.
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Your very first time!
It’s your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...