Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
In your Face!!!
A kid is walking down the road, when a car pulls up next to...
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole…
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Rejected Public Holidays
Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays12 Start of Christmas Season Day 11 False Labor Day...
The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...