Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Lessons from Noah\’s Ark
Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Lunatic & his dog
A doctor came to the mental hospital to visit his patients. In one of...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Top ten things men would do if …
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...