Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
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If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant…
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
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Scottie (Star Trek)
Ha ha ha,very funny Scottie….NOW BEAM DOWN MY CLOTHES!!
Rule of Thumb
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Dating Terms
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
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What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...