Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
In A Circle
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?A: A dope ring.
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can’t get your kids to...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
Santa, we\\\\\\\’re worried about you.
Dear Santa: We’re worried about you.From your rosy red cheeks to your legendary girth...