Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
St. Patrick’s Day
What’s the difference between St. Patrick’s Day and Martin Luther King Day?On St. Patrick’s...
Which fly makes films?
|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!