Bees pay you a visit
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Banned Children’s Books
BANNED CHILDREN’S BOOKSDad’s New Wife Timothy Pop! Goes the Hamster…and Other Great Microwave Games...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.