Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
I’m ignoring Y2K
|Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. After years of...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
The resume bloopers
|These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune...
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Newspaper typing error
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...