Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Preparing Chickens
Went to lunch with a friend today to a new chicken place. We asked...
Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
It finally happened
A man died and went to Heaven. After reaching the gates to Heaven the...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...