Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.
It’s a Bummer to be an egg!
It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2)...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...