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If the NSA ran Christmas…
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Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other…
Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Johnny gets his license.
Johnny had just received his brand new drivers license. The family goes out to...
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement…
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...