The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
|Jones: “The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on...
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Knock Knock Jokes 10
Knock Knock Who’s there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who’s...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...