Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
More Darwin Awards!
THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Man Killed Repairing Truck
|Man Killed Repairing Truck – April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette — James Burns, 34,...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
Demise of a partner
|One day while walking down the street a highly successful partner in a law...
Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...